Santa Avoids Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins. Hires Reeds Ferry

Look for Santa Claus this year in his Reeds Ferry Cabin at Fanuel Hall in Boston and at the Garden City Shopping Center in Cranston Rhode Island.  We’re honored again this year to be the official builder all of Santa’s outdoor cabins. Reeds Ferry partners with the Noerr Group (Santa’s Talent Agency). We provide Noerr a warm building at outdoor shopping centers so Santa can hunker down with the kids to review their Christmas wish-list.

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The Noerr Group takes care of Santa at hundreds of shopping centers across the USA. It’s a huge job. When we first went to work for Santa our big question was how he can be in all these locations at the same time? Now that we’re inside Santa’s circle we’ve figured out his secret. Santa and Noerr hire Santa look-a-likes to fill-in for him! Essentially he’s the world’s fattest, jolliest franchise!  Before assigning the fill-ins to shopping malls Noerr requires each Santa surrogate to attend their Santa University to learn all his mannerisms. For example, they learn to always say, “Ho-Ho-Ho” when they don’t have the answer to a question. Take a look at the video BELOW to see all the Santa’s in training.

It’s coming down to crunch-time. The tree at Faneuil Hall was lit last week and Santa and Mrs. Claus arrived at Garden City last weekend. Santa Claus (or a like facsimile) will be at all the Noerr shopping locations now through Christmas. Bring the kids and create a Christmas family photo with old Saint Nick.  ( Garden City just posted their Santa schedule; see it here. )  When you stop-in be sure to compliment Santa on his Reeds Ferry cabin and ask for one under your tree… He’ll pause, give you a look of panic and then say, Ho-Ho-Ho  😉

Merry Christmas to you and yours from all of us at Reeds Ferry Sheds.


About Reeds Ferry Sheds

Reeds Ferry Sheds builds and installs high quality storage sheds. Reeds showroom is located north of Boston near the Massachusetts-New Hampshire border. Visit Reeds Ferry Sheds online, take a shed tour, use our shed-selector tool, see photos, and review our price-list. For more information, and showroom directions, call Reeds Ferry Sheds at 888-85-SHEDS (857-4337)
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